Don't Tell Moony

Harrumph.

Mssr. Remus doesn’t think I can be serious. That git. I’ll show him. I can be serious. Even more serious than that chocolate devouring furry little problem of his.

After all. It is my name. Sirius Black.

And then he’s gonna owe me chocolate.

You may search at your leisure, Sherlock. But I do believe you may find more than what you bargained for there.

I don’t even know what’s floating around.

Though I know there’s fleas. Lots of them. Bloody wretched things.

That does not surprise me one bit. But thinking about it logically do you suspect that fleas would bother me in the slightest? Werewolf or not the flock to me like the plague.

Yes. But you get rid of them. I cannot seem to. And I am not trying that potion you made again.

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messrofthefullmoon:

I will have you know it was quite delicious though. I have a superb taste in chocolate.

I’ll keep that in mind. [mischievous grin]

Superb taste in chocolate or not I’m sure it was delicious. It always is. would you happen to have anymore I will I have to scour the dungeon known as your dorm room?

You may search at your leisure, Sherlock. But I do believe you may find more than what you bargained for there.

I don’t even know what’s floating around.

Though I know there’s fleas. Lots of them. Bloody wretched things.

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So it’s not all bad then, eh, mate?

About the chocolate…

Of course not.

I don’t actually expect you to give me anyways. I already have enough here I think. Not that there’s ever enough chocolate. Ever.

I will have you know it was quite delicious though. I have a superb taste in chocolate.

I’ll keep that in mind. [mischievous grin]

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messrofthefullmoon:

Harass you. Why, I’d never dream of such a thing.

If I gave you some delicious chocolate would you forgive me? Though, there’s nothing to forgive, of course.

Exactly. But it still pays out for me in the end.

Please deposit your chocolate into my account.

So it’s not all bad then, eh, mate?

About the chocolate…

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BTW Sarita

messrofthefullmoon:

Testy, testy, aren’t we? You’d think you’d treat one of your best friends in the entire world, magical and muggle, better.

[sighs] I guess it can’t be helped around your time of the month.

Quit making it sound like I have feminine problems you!

You’re doing this to harass me aren’t you.

Of course you are.

Harass you. Why, I’d never dream of such a thing.

If I gave you some delicious chocolate would you forgive me? Though, there’s nothing to forgive, of course.

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BTW Sarita

Then the soles of your shoes must be awfully handsome.

And why not? Prongsie and I are perfectly capable of hatching successful plans without you…Even if it is a bit difficult.

Trust me without my help the majority of your plans would crash and burn. I don’t even know why I bother.

Yes the soles of my shoes are exactly like your face Padfoot. ESPECIALLY SINCE YOUR FACE HAS CONNECTED WITH THEM ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS. 

Testy, testy, aren’t we? You’d think you’d treat one of your best friends in the entire world, magical and muggle, better.

[sighs] I guess it can’t be helped around your time of the month.

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tochen asked: This is ridiculous.

You must be confusing me with a boggart.

And even then you’d be wrong. It’s ridikulus. You’d think you would pay much more attention in class.

Shame on you, my dear friend.